Likes: anime, manga, writing yaoi shitposts on instagram, being a chud, water idk oh also fall guys too i'll add more stuff if i remember

in this world, there are evil spirits and evil people. evil spirits harm others and it is my job to exorcise them. evil people are annoying as fuck and it is my job to assault them...

characteristics of an evil person:
→ a pedophile
→ mfs who beg for money in dms
→ corny kids who think theyre tuff『成長しろよ、坊や。』
→ racist people (brother im black 😭💔)
→ generally just an annoying person (yk who you are)

Feeling suicidal?Have a pedo-pest problem?Your libido outta control?You came to JUST THE RIGHT PLACE !!!!!

BILLING INFORMATION & MORE BELOW!

SUICIDE HOTLINE PLANS

PEDOPHILE EXPOSING PLANS

PROSTITUTION PLANS

We will do our best to reduce the depression possessing you


Option A - Trial Course. A Mere £3 (Tax Excluded) Outside of Offer Period: £4.50


Option B - Serious Course. A Mere £5 (Tax Excluded) Outside of Offer Period: £7.50 Recommended


Option C - All-Out Course. A Mere £10 (Tax Excluded) Outside of Offer Period: £20




SPECIAL OFFER: MOMMY ASMR TREATMENT
For the cheap price of £500, i'll put on a mommy voice and give you unconditional praise and tell you your'reer a good boy or good girl or whatever else you want

We will do our best to blackmail or expose the nonce possessing you


Option A - Trial Course. A Mere £10 (Tax Excluded) Outside of Offer Period: £15
(During the 14 day trial period, Lazuli will observe the pedophile to see whether or not an exorcism would work against them. If not, you, as my customer, are entitled to a 100% full refund!!!!)


Option B - Serious Course. A Mere £30 (Tax Excluded) Outside of Offer Period: £50 Recommended
(In the serious course, Lazuli will remain in contact with the suspicious person for 30 days. If all fails, you are entitled to a 40% refund!!!)


Option C - All-Out Course. A Mere £75 (Tax Excluded) Outside of Offer Period: £100
(In the all-out course, the customer is always right. Lazuli will ensure the creep is appropriately disposed of and will work on this case for 3+ months)

E-Sex prices
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(EVERY DOLLAR TURNS INTO THE EXCHANGE RATE OF NITRO IF YOU CAN'T CASHAPP OR PAYPAL)
sleep call (OPTIONAL NUMBERS)
1-3 minutes = $6
1-5 minutes = $8
1-7 minutes =$10
1-3 hours = $18
4-5 hours = $28
6-7 hours = $38
8-9 hours = $48
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Status
putting you in my status = nitroesex vacation
e sex for 2 days = $118
e sex for 5 days =$221
e sex for 1 week =$235
e sex for 2 weeks = $374
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Slavery
buying me temporarily = $482
buying me and making me sell-able = $489
buying me and making me your personal cumslut forever = $503
if you want me to love u forever = 9000$
E-sex for few minutes to hours will depend on how fine you look and good you sound (If you a 10/10 you can get it for free frfr)

BILLING INFORMATIONI accept payments in the nitro equivalent for all courses or via cashapp/paypal.DONATIONS ARE ALSO GREATLY APPRECIATEDCashapp: £gnlazuliDiscord: @gnlazuli

CONTACT INFORMATIONYou can find me everywhere with the username @gnlazuli or @gmlazuliemail: [email protected]Send an anonymous review here!!